I lay awake at night dreading the day when a very potter musical is no longer outrageously funny to people because they don’t understand all of the painfully 2009 cultural references that are made
Isn’t this what happened to Shakespeare
Future editions of AVPM will have a footnote explaining who Zac Efron was.
moral of s1 and s2 of Broadchurch: people are awful and full of unpleasant surprises
moral of s3 of Broadchurch: but men are the worst of them
valjean has “pain” tattooed on his knuckles from prison but he’s french so it just means “bread”
JSTOR is the most bizarre organization to have temporary tattoos available at their booth which means of course i had to put one on my body
#i thought this was real at first and i was like you know what? i respect that
like. objectively. living in that time period would SUCK but victorian stuff is so, so, sexy. i want to be sent off to boarding school because i’m too rowdy in an attempt to make me stop embarrassing my family only to enter into a tempestuous love affair with my roommate before drowning in the grounds lake.
“Sunny knew that adventurous cooking often necessitates quick substitutions, so when she suggested a horseradish substitute, Klaus hurriedly opened the jar of wasabi and spooned the spicy, green mixture into Sunny’s mouth.”